Kanye concedes; Republicans dispute number of lies Trump has told while in office, demand recount and seek out similar fact checking analysis into amount of times Biden says 'folks', at 11 right now?
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We are officially endorsing Kanye 2024 right here, right now.
The mainstream media appear obsessed with the Trump- Biden ‘runoff’ while here at the Afternoon Tea we are already planning for the next election cycle. We have created a GoFundMe to help Kim and Kanye during this difficult period, as they look set to lose maga-millions.
In other news the fact checkers responsible for tracking Trump’s so called “lies” / ‘alternative facts’ (FYI: he is hoping to exceed 250,000 before leaving office) are being told to take time off around January 20th 2021; sources close to Trump officials say they have been in hyper mode leading into the election, with the President averaging more than 50 false or misleading claims a day. Impressive whichever side of the fake media divide you sit on.
We know who you are: yes, YOU the world leaders still waiting to congratulate Biden; Putin (stand-up), Xi (stand-up), Erdogan (stand-up- oh you already are- sorry my duplicitous bad), Bolsonaro (still injecting bleach, lie down & remain incapacitated). Boris Johnson, my dear leader, has suddenly remembered that the UK is at the forefront of climate change initiatives, now that the Democratic President-elect has committed to investing billions into the green new deal (well sort of). BoJo has not mentioned climate change (or used the word science) since Trump took office.
Talking of fake news a TikTok creator says he made a fake voter fraud video that went viral and was shared by Rudy Giuliani which is why I love TikTok, 5G and other BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENED DURING THIS ELECTION.
In other Rudy Giuliani news, in the lead up to the election Rudy G was exposed by a fake conservative news programme, following an interview for a ‘movie’ featuring leading Kazakhstan journalist Borat. Mr G and Ms fake reporter retreated, at ‘her suggestion’, for a drink to the bedroom of a hotel suite, which was rigged with concealed cameras.
Uh oh.
“This guy comes running in, wearing a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit,” Giuliani told the New York Post. “It was a pink bikini, with lace, underneath a translucent mesh top, it looked absurd. He had the beard, bare legs, and wasn’t what I would call distractingly attractive.
“This person comes in yelling and screaming, and I thought this must be a scam or a shakedown, so I reported it to the police. He then ran away,” Giuliani said. The police found no crime had been committed. That’s not what New York’s 12th district says!
Having worked with Borat all I can say is mazel tov. This is not the Borowitz Report; I am nowhere near that smart.
Over and out.